DJ Calli playing song covers at The Undercoverie. Did you know the most covered song ever was “I like cake”, by Cakey VonCakerson? Neither did anyone else or any records that we could find to confirm it. So it looks like you’ll just have to come along to find out the real deal, IF you can find the entrance and IF you’re cool enough to know that the password is bellybutton. Did we mention the cakes?

Some people like to celebrate Christmas in July, but did you know we do Halloween in April? Or as those in the biz (that have never actually called it anything because we just made it up) like to call it, The Weenening Inbetweenening! We’re going full Halloweenween with costumes, foggy areas, spiders, cats, cakes, cupcakes, more cakes, great music, and a friendly crowd at the MoreChewerie De Ween. Did we mention the cakes?

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. A cracklingly-relaxing evening with friendly people, and you don’t even have to actually go outside or worry about just how do you exactly use that flashlight/water bottle/emergency radio/hand crank/solar power bank thing that you got in the Amazon Prime day sale because it looked cool but you knew (hoped) you were never really going to be in a position to actually use it. Just the stars, great music, and friendly people. Did we mention the cakes?

If you like smiling, great music, friendly people, and for some wild reason a lot of talking about cakes, then you should really be here for this. DJ Calli playing electro swing hits at The Patisserie De Bauchery. Did we mention the cakes?

The diner is where all the people with the comfiest of cozy outfits will be hanging out this evening. DJ Calli playing diner sounds to the friendly crowd, who are encouraged to attend in their pajamas/pyjamas/PJs with curlers, slippers, and whatever might be considered night attire. We find it eases the transition afterwards, from blow-out-party-time-evening-extravaganza to sleepy-time-pillow-snuggling-warm-dreamy-bliss, because there is no fiddling with buttons, zippers, or laces. Unless you fancy, and you have lace-up slippers of course. But did we mention the cake?

Please join us to celebrate World Water Day and officially kick off our 22nd water campaign. Whoever you are, wherever you are, clean water is a basic human right. DJ Calli will be providing a deluge of water-inspired music at the Cruiserie De Watery. Help us increase awareness, impact the water crisis, be inspired and celebrate community (and having some fun while doing that doesn't hurt*). Did we mention the cakes?

*Does it?

We’re back at the Bureaurie de Legumerie for some Irish sounds to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. DJ Calli supplying the songs and the Legumerie just happening to be green enough to pull it off. Friendly people, great music, what more could you want? Did we mention the cake?

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. A cracklingly-relaxing evening with friendly people, and you don’t even have to actually go outside or worry about just how do you exactly use that flashlight/water bottle/emergency radio/hand crank/solar power bank thing that you got in the Amazon Prime day sale because it looked cool but you knew (hoped) you were never really going to be in a position to actually use it. Just the stars, great music, and friendly people. Did we mention the cakes?

Did we mention the cakes?

We have an extra round of electro swing tonight. DJ Calli playing great music, surrounded by cakes and friendly regulars at the Patisserie De Bauchery on Left Hand Column. Usually these events are on the first Monday of each month, but with this bonus round it means that you’re getting 107% of your annual dose of electro swing. While we are not doctors or math wizards, we should ask just one thing. Did we mention the cake?

Join us at the Desserterie for a relaxing evening of music celebrating Loreena McKennit's birthday. DJ Calli will provide an eclectic variety of contemporary desert music by McKennit and friends in an attempt to get away from the cold. Appropriate desert (or dessert) attire is encouraged! Belly & bolly dancing will be available.

If you thought it couldn’t get any more relaxing around the campfire, then you’re in for a surprise. This time DJ Calli will be playing great campfire music under the stars on Left Hand Column but in a not very secret location of the adjoining campfire winter dome. That’s where the sauna is. It’s all warm towels and hot chocolate drinks as medically* beneficial things** happen to you while you look out onto the snow and sip some chocolate drink that doesn’t have one single little paper umbrella or sparkler sticking out of it. Did we mention the cakes?

*This is not medical advice because we are not doctors.
** Nope, still not doctors here, just cake stuff. Where have you been?

The Patisserie celebrates cake in its many forms, but mostly the form that is about to go in your mouth. So why not come along and help us celebrate cake at The Patisserie De Bauchery on Left Hand Column. There’ll be great music, friendly people, and did we mention the cake?

We have a granary, that if you look out the window in the right direction, and scrunch your eyes up real good, might just appear to be situated in the middle of rolling hills and fields. Maybe that blob on the window is actually a horse? Maybe that mesh prim outside is actually a tractor? Maybe that’s the limit on how much country knowledge this writer has? Who knows? Friendly people, great music, all in the (allegedly) best country location ever! Did we mention the cake?

New venue, we can’t tell you about just yet. Not sure what’s going down, other than some great music, and friendly people, but did we mention the cake?

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. A cracklingly-relaxing evening with friendly people, and you don’t even have to actually go outside or worry about just how do you exactly use that flashlight/water bottle/emergency radio/hand crank/solar power bank thing that you got in the Amazon Prime day sale because it looked cool but you knew (hoped) you were never really going to be in a position to actually use it. Just the stars, great music, and friendly people. Did we mention the cakes?

2024 is done so we have a cool evening, of cool electro swing music, with cool people with cool outfits*, being all cool about the lack of available cupcakes. To top it all off, it’s in one of the coolest Patisseries ever! How cool is all that cool? Shivering yet? Did we mention the cakes?

We’re hitting the ice in the winter village to celebrate DJ Calli’s rez day. Sort of like a birthday but probably with WAY more cake involved. There’ll be music, there’ll be friendly people, there’ll be skating, there’ll also be dancing, but did we mention the cake?

Calli provides a different mix of holiday cheer at Cafe Gateau. Dress is casual and music is seasonalish. Just a time to hang out with everyone, drink in the atmosphere, at a tiny oasis in the otherwise jingle bell infested, Mariah Carey high-note squeal, elf on a shelf, holly poked, tinsel topped madness that is the rest of our great virtual world at this time of year.

Did we mention the chocolate Yule log?

We’re busting out the Winter Village, and putting a giant dollop of music right in the middle. DJ Calli playing all the sounds to get the crowd in the holiday mood. Remember folks, a cake is not just for the holidays, it can be given as a gift at any time of year. Just sayin’.

Fancy an ultra low energy evening of relaxing sounds, round a crackling campfire? Does being under the stars sound like the perfect place to forget that Tuesday morning is just a few hours away? We’ve got you covered. DJ Calli playing folk and roots, while you don’t even have to go to the trouble of picking out a dance, or a cupcake. Just watch the stars go by, chatting (or not) with friendly people, in a warm circle of warmy-circularity. Did we mention the cakes?

Fantastic electro swing music among the cakes. Friendly people, no dress code (other than being dressed in something), and ears stuffed full of the best electro swing tracks around, from DJ Calli, all going up and down at The Patisserie De Bauchery on Left Hand Column. Did we mention the cake?

This week marks the birthdays of many music greats and DJ Calli will help us celebrate their music at the Granary. We'll hear Tina Turner, Jesse Cook, Stan Rogers & (perhaps even) Jimi Hendrix as only Calli can do. There is no particular dress code--just be dressed. Friendly people in a wonderful location for an evening of music from some of the greats. Did we mention the cakes?

Calli will inspire our celebration of National Gratitude Month with a Friendsgiving evening of joyful noise at the Granary De Gratitudinosity. What are you grateful for? Did we mention the cakes?

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. A cracklingly-relaxing evening with friendly people, and you don’t even have to actually go outside or worry about just how do you exactly use that flashlight/water bottle/emergency radio/hand crank/solar power bank thing that you got in the Amazon Prime day sale because it looked cool but you knew (hoped) you were never really going to be in a position to actually use it. Just the stars, great music, and friendly people. Did we mention the cakes?

Has the seasonal heat finally gone? We can help with the hottest cool evening, of cool electro swing music, with cool people with hot outfits*, being all cool about the lack of available cupcakes. To top it all off, it’s in one of the coolest Patisseries ever! How cool is all that hotness? Shivering yet? Did we mention the cakes?

Celebrate the (Hallo)Weenening 2024 with DJ Calli and the tribe at the freshly renovated More Chewarie de Ween. Find out just how scary it can get among the cakes, candy (toffee) apples, and the just-this-very-second invented (and hopefully completely fictional) ancient Cake Gobbler. If you don’t think that a mysterious monster chowing down on your entire collection of calorific confectionables is scary, then you’re in for whatever constitutes the apparent opposite of a treat, which is traditional on Halloween. No need to wear a costume, but there’s probably going to be the occasional zombie or skeletal version of a something staggering around that you can maybe take a selfie with. Monsters will be mashed, thrills will be thrillered, and bats will be in good supply all evening long. Did we mention the cakes?

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Join us for an upliftingly uplifting evening of great music from DJ Calli. We’ll be at the Cruiserie De Watery, with friendly people all having a great time, because we can, and so can you. Yes you. Did we mention the cakes?

Is Folktoberfest a genre? It is now because we just said so. DJ Calli playing Oktoberfest stylings around the campfire on Left Hand Column. If you feel lederhosen or dirndl is the way to go*, you would be right because that’s just how things are rolling around the campfire this particular night. Get your ooms papa’d and your accordions accorded for a fun night of music that won’t just be the usual sounds that accompany large flocks of tubas, or people struggling to carry 15 large glasses of beverages to the 865th table near the back of the tent. Did we mention the cakes which are traditionally black forest cake at these events?

*you don’t have to dress the part, but just be dressed in something. Thanks.

Summer is mostly over so we have a cool evening, of cool electro swing music, with cool people with cool outfits*, being all cool about the lack of available cupcakes. To top it all off, it’s in one of the coolest Patisseries ever! How cool is all that cool? Shivering yet? Did we mention the cakes?