Patisserie De Bauchery

- We Love Cake -
We don't sell it,
but you're more than welcome to take a look

Dulcis est vita vivet. Crustulam amor.

Folk by the Fire with DJ Calli
Oct
14
6:00 PM18:00

Folk by the Fire with DJ Calli

Slowing it down from the usual flashing lights and energetic spine splitting dances that Left Hand Column regularly delivers, you can dial it way back with folk music around the fire. You can still dance if you like, or just arrange yourself Instagrammalerly* around the campfire, taking in the cool sounds from DJ Calli and listening to facts regarding cakes that might just surprise you, and even reveal clues as to where that not-a-vault actually is.

*In an Instagram style.

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Halloween bash at the More Chewarie with DJ Calli
Oct
28
6:00 PM18:00

Halloween bash at the More Chewarie with DJ Calli

Halloween 2019 on Left Hand Column at the More Chewarie de Ween, with DJ Calli. Find out just how scary it can get among the cakes, candy (toffee) apples, and the just-this-very-second invented and hopefully completely fictional, ancient cake gobbler. If you don’t think that a mysterious monster chowing down on your entire collection of calorific confectionables is scary, then you’re in for whatever constitutes the apparent opposite of a treat, which is traditional on halloween. No need to wear a costume, but there’s probably going to be the occasional zombie or skeletal version of a something, staggering around that you can maybe get a selfie with. Monsters will be mashed, thrills will be thrillered, and bats will be good supply all evening long.

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DJ Calli - Diner Jukebox Joy
Sep
23
6:00 PM18:00

DJ Calli - Diner Jukebox Joy

The cake is joined by sodas and fries at the Diner. DJ Calli serving up great tunes from days past. Can you get your hair correctly curling/sproinging/slicking to the beat? Only one way to find out. This calendar entry refrained from using terms that would make readers think of the Grease movie with Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta. However, now we don’t have to worry about that because you appear to be picturing them doing their leather jacketed/poodle-y skirted thing anyway.

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Electro-Swing Night
Jul
29
6:00 PM18:00

Electro-Swing Night

DJ Calli never ceases to amaze and entertain us with eclectic electro-swing and other dancey beats @ LHC's infamous temple to All Things Cake. Evening wear encouraged; period attire is optional. No matter which way you slice it, there's lots of tasteful fun to be had! Come check us out :D

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DJ Jasmin - Dance Music at Wings 2
May
18
4:00 PM16:00

DJ Jasmin - Dance Music at Wings 2

Wings 2, also known as The Grooverie De Mooverie, will be having quite the big bash. DJ Jasmin will be playing lots of 80s music to remind you of all those fashion choices you made back then, and just how many posters of various artists you don’t want to admit, adorned your walls. Wonderful sounds, great people, and did we mention the cake? Come on, you know you wanna get that old song stuck in your head for at least another week.

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Electro Swing with DJ Calli
Apr
15
6:00 PM18:00

Electro Swing with DJ Calli

DJ Calli never ceases to amaze and entertain us with eclectic electro-swing and other dancey beats @ LHC's infamous temple to All Things Cake. Find out what it means to have your joy sparked, with no calories! Evening wear encouraged; period attire is optional. No matter which way you slice it, there's lots of tasteful fun to be had!

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