Electro swing music with DJ Calli at the Patisserie. It’s Monday and that means we’re gonna party like it’s 2025, which right now it still is. Not sure where I was going with that one but there’ll be friendly people, great music, in a wonderful setting, and did we mention the cakes?

Celebrate the (Hallo)Weenening 2024 with DJ Calli and the tribe at the freshly renovated More Chewarie de Ween. Find out just how scary it can get among the cakes, candy (toffee) apples, and the just-this-very-second invented (and hopefully completely fictional) ancient Cake Gobbler. If you don’t think that a mysterious monster chowing down on your entire collection of calorific confectionables is scary, then you’re in for whatever constitutes the apparent opposite of a treat, which is traditional on Halloween. No need to wear a costume, but there’s probably going to be the occasional zombie or skeletal version of a something staggering around that you can maybe take a selfie with. Monsters will be mashed, thrills will be thrillered, and bats will be in good supply all evening long. Did we mention the cakes?

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Join us for an upliftingly uplifting evening of great music from DJ Calli. We’ll be at the Cruiserie De Watery, with friendly people all having a great time, because we can, and so can you. Yes you. Did we mention the cakes?

A very laid back evening of campfire sounds from DJ Calli. Spend a relaxed evening staring into the flames and chat with other people all not doing very much, under the stars. Great music, friendly people, and you can even pretend you’re making an effort by occasionally putting some wood on the fire. Did we mention the cakes?

90 minutes of great electro swing music from DJ Calli at the Patisserie. Did we mention that the location is cake themed, and has cakes in it? Come along for a fun evening, with a friendly crowd, and no particular dress code, but we have heard that carrying a box of cupcakes is hot right now, but you do you. Now, did we mention the cakes?

DJ Calli playing some guitar greats from Stevie Ray Vaughan all evening at The Vault. Enjoy the safest place on Left Hand Column (for the cakes at least), with some fantastic music, friendly people, and no particular dress code. An entire vault just for cakes? Did we mention the cakes?

No event happening today. Did we mention the cakes?

DJ Calli playing a mostly Leonard Cohen set, in celebration of his birthday which would have been September 21st. It really does sound like the perfect excuse for a cake, but then that could just be us? No dress code, just be dressed in something so you can enjoy the friendly people and great music at the Granary De Fiddlerie. Did we mention the cakes?

A very laid back evening of campfire sounds from DJ Calli. Spend a relaxed evening staring into the flames and chat with other people all not doing very much, under the stars. Great music, friendly people, and you can even pretend you’re making an effort by occasionally putting some wood on the fire. Did we mention the cakes?

90 minutes of great electro swing music from DJ Calli at the Patisserie. Did we mention that the location is cake themed, and has cakes in it? Come along for a fun evening, with a friendly crowd, and no particular dress code, but we have heard that carrying a box of cupcakes is hot right now, but you do you. Now, did we mention the cakes?

You mean you didn’t know that the person that sings your favorite song wasn’t the person that originally recorded it? A fun evening of cover tunes at the Undercoverie with DJ Calli. Hear some songs you’ve always enjoyed but in a whole new way. Dress code is just being dressed, and the password is MOST CERTAINLY NOT BELLYBUTTON. So when you get to the door, you can’t just be all “Bellybutton, now you have to let me in.” Because we will totally have to let you in as you somehow knew the password. Are you a hacker or something? But more importantly, did we mention the cakes?

Summer sounds with DJ Calli at Flapper Johns. An outdoor pizza area where visitors are even able to conjure up* brand new pizza recipes**. No dress code, just be dressed in something for a summer evening with friends around a pizza or three. While we tend to focus on cake related activities you would have to pry a good conversation about cheese from our cold dead salad bowls.

*Every time someone makes a donation a randomly constructed pizza topping from them is announced.

**Management accepts no responsibility for hotdog inclusion in the random pizza toppings. Even less if pineapple is in there too.

A pleasant evening of relaxing sounds under the stars. DJ Calli playing great music for you to stare into the campfire with. Does the campfire stare back? Probably, or maybe it’s trying to signal that it wants you to hand it another cupcake. You won’t know unless you join us. Friendly people listening to wonderful music around a crackling campfire, and did we mention the cakes?

The summer powers on with DJ Calli playing electro swing at Patisserie De Bauchery on Left Hand Column. There’s great music, theoretically lots of cakes, but you don’t have get all dressed up, just be as far up as dressed and you’re good. So with all the great music, friendly (stylish) people, in the perfect setting, did we mention the cake?

DJ Calli playing great holiday music? Most places want you to get dressed up, but we hope you’ll arrive at The Diner in super-comfy clothing. Maybe throw on some night attire. Pajamas*, slippers, and if you want a jumpstart on the next morning, some curlers, or even a seasonal ugly sweater. We have burgers, fries, and a lot of other vitamin stuffed delights, but did we mention the cake?

*Pajamas, pyjamas, jim-jams, jams, jimmies** jammies. If you know or use other phrases or words for clothing you wear while in bed, please write them on the top of a cake/cupcakes and send them to us.

**Apparently jimmies are the things you sprinkle onto the top of ice cream and not things you wear in bed, but you COULD.

An evening of Santana and friends at The Cruiserie de Watery on Left Hand Column. It was Santana’s birthday recently and around these parts we tend to celebrate such events with, yes that’s right, cake. So if you feel like an uplifting evening at the waters edge, with friendly people, and great music, then you’re in luck. Did we mention the cake?

Enjoy a laid back evening under the stars, near a campfire that never blows the smoke directly in your face no matter which side you sit on. DJ Calli playing folk and roots while you contemplate the flames and wonder if you can fit just one more cupcake in. Did we mention the cakes?

Help keep cool this summer at the Patisserie and hang out with all the coolest of cool people all being cool in a really cool place with cool music. DJ Calli playing electro swing, friendly people, and the only dress code is that you’re dressed in SOMETHING. We might even have cakes* too. Did we mention the cakes?

*If you’re wondering, we mean actual cakes/cupcakes/cake-related items that people tend to enjoy at celebrations. If you know anyone that has a cake, let us know so we can ask them if we can have some. We would appreciate it and in the process, you too.

Some sultry R&B at The Vault from DJ Calli. A classy evening of smooth sounds from the securest of secure locations that would be perfect for cakes if we had any left. Friendly people, some wearing fancy sparkly outfits with impossibly shiny shoes, others not so much. Great music, and a complete lack of any evidence that the vaults are indeed stuffed to capacity with deliciously fresh cake. Surely you don’t want to miss out on all that do you? Did we mention the cake?

Things are generally better together, even cakes. DJ Calli will be at the Cruiserie with inspiring sounds that bring people together. Take a look at things cooking over at World Unity Week so they can better explain it all without mentioning cakes so often. Did we mention the cakes?

Stop by the Granary De Fiddlerie to hear DJ Calli do country her way. The perfect setting with friendly people, to hear some possibly country music. What makes it not quite country? To find that out you’ll have to be there. Did we mention the cake?

DJ Calli playing roots and folk to a crackling campfire. It’s more laid back than it sounds. The winter dome has been taken down, so you don’t even have to go to the effort of swiveling your eyeballs towards whatever is going on. You can just gaze at the stars above while friendly people enjoy great music. Did we mention the cakes?

DJ Calli playing electro swing hits at The Patisserie De Bauchery. Summer is nearly here, and so are our cakes. So as the saying goes, “Bring the cakes you wish to see in the Patisserie.” Friendly people, great music, and did we mention the cakes?

A rez day is sort of like a birthday. It’s the anniversary of your Second Life account taking its first wobbly (neatly but utilitarianly dressed) steps across the grid. Just like birthdays, rez days can also be celebrated with cake. Join us at the Patisserie for a fun evening of probably talking about cakes and cake related foods. Great music, friendly people, happening at Patisserie, and did we mention the cake?

DJ Calli with an evening of musical music musically music-ing at the Patisserie De Bauchery. We do wonder if Femme Brulee might show up to put the cherry on top of what is sure to be a fun evening of tunes from famous shows. Friendly people, no dress code (just be dressed in something), and did we mention the cake?

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. You don’t have to do anything, after all, we’re not your boss, so go mild. Relax under the stars in the dome, for worry free protection from whatever might fall on you when you’re outside doing camping stuff? Did we mention the cakes?

DJ Calli blasting electro swing bangers all evening long at Patisserie De Bauchery on Left Hand Column. Just a small note here to let visitors know that we’ve fixed the floor, and one no longer glides gracefully onwards in the direction you were travelling before you found the bug. So selfies, group photos, casually standing by the bar, etc, are all back on the menu. Did we mention the cakes?

DJ Calli playing song covers at The Undercoverie. Did you know the most covered song ever was “I like cake”, by Cakey VonCakerson? Neither did anyone else or any records that we could find to confirm it. So it looks like you’ll just have to come along to find out the real deal, IF you can find the entrance and IF you’re cool enough to know that the password is bellybutton. Did we mention the cakes?

Some people like to celebrate Christmas in July, but did you know we do Halloween in April? Or as those in the biz (that have never actually called it anything because we just made it up) like to call it, The Weenening Inbetweenening! We’re going full Halloweenween with costumes, foggy areas, spiders, cats, cakes, cupcakes, more cakes, great music, and a friendly crowd at the MoreChewerie De Ween. Did we mention the cakes?

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. A cracklingly-relaxing evening with friendly people, and you don’t even have to actually go outside or worry about just how do you exactly use that flashlight/water bottle/emergency radio/hand crank/solar power bank thing that you got in the Amazon Prime day sale because it looked cool but you knew (hoped) you were never really going to be in a position to actually use it. Just the stars, great music, and friendly people. Did we mention the cakes?