A pleasant evening of relaxing sounds under the stars. DJ Calli playing great music for you to stare into the campfire with. Does the campfire stare back? Probably, or maybe it’s trying to signal that it wants you to hand it another cupcake. You won’t know unless you join us. Friendly people listening to wonderful music around a crackling campfire, and did we mention the cakes?

The summer powers on with DJ Calli playing electro swing at Patisserie De Bauchery on Left Hand Column. There’s great music, theoretically lots of cakes, but you don’t have get all dressed up, just be as far up as dressed and you’re good. So with all the great music, friendly (stylish) people, in the perfect setting, did we mention the cake?

DJ Calli playing great holiday music? Most places want you to get dressed up, but we hope you’ll arrive at The Diner in super-comfy clothing. Maybe throw on some night attire. Pajamas*, slippers, and if you want a jumpstart on the next morning, some curlers, or even a seasonal ugly sweater. We have burgers, fries, and a lot of other vitamin stuffed delights, but did we mention the cake?

*Pajamas, pyjamas, jim-jams, jams, jimmies** jammies. If you know or use other phrases or words for clothing you wear while in bed, please write them on the top of a cake/cupcakes and send them to us.

**Apparently jimmies are the things you sprinkle onto the top of ice cream and not things you wear in bed, but you COULD.

An evening of Santana and friends at The Cruiserie de Watery on Left Hand Column. It was Santana’s birthday recently and around these parts we tend to celebrate such events with, yes that’s right, cake. So if you feel like an uplifting evening at the waters edge, with friendly people, and great music, then you’re in luck. Did we mention the cake?

Enjoy a laid back evening under the stars, near a campfire that never blows the smoke directly in your face no matter which side you sit on. DJ Calli playing folk and roots while you contemplate the flames and wonder if you can fit just one more cupcake in. Did we mention the cakes?

Help keep cool this summer at the Patisserie and hang out with all the coolest of cool people all being cool in a really cool place with cool music. DJ Calli playing electro swing, friendly people, and the only dress code is that you’re dressed in SOMETHING. We might even have cakes* too. Did we mention the cakes?

*If you’re wondering, we mean actual cakes/cupcakes/cake-related items that people tend to enjoy at celebrations. If you know anyone that has a cake, let us know so we can ask them if we can have some. We would appreciate it and in the process, you too.

Some sultry R&B at The Vault from DJ Calli. A classy evening of smooth sounds from the securest of secure locations that would be perfect for cakes if we had any left. Friendly people, some wearing fancy sparkly outfits with impossibly shiny shoes, others not so much. Great music, and a complete lack of any evidence that the vaults are indeed stuffed to capacity with deliciously fresh cake. Surely you don’t want to miss out on all that do you? Did we mention the cake?

Things are generally better together, even cakes. DJ Calli will be at the Cruiserie with inspiring sounds that bring people together. Take a look at things cooking over at World Unity Week so they can better explain it all without mentioning cakes so often. Did we mention the cakes?

Stop by the Granary De Fiddlerie to hear DJ Calli do country her way. The perfect setting with friendly people, to hear some possibly country music. What makes it not quite country? To find that out you’ll have to be there. Did we mention the cake?

DJ Calli playing roots and folk to a crackling campfire. It’s more laid back than it sounds. The winter dome has been taken down, so you don’t even have to go to the effort of swiveling your eyeballs towards whatever is going on. You can just gaze at the stars above while friendly people enjoy great music. Did we mention the cakes?

DJ Calli playing electro swing hits at The Patisserie De Bauchery. Summer is nearly here, and so are our cakes. So as the saying goes, “Bring the cakes you wish to see in the Patisserie.” Friendly people, great music, and did we mention the cakes?

A rez day is sort of like a birthday. It’s the anniversary of your Second Life account taking its first wobbly (neatly but utilitarianly dressed) steps across the grid. Just like birthdays, rez days can also be celebrated with cake. Join us at the Patisserie for a fun evening of probably talking about cakes and cake related foods. Great music, friendly people, happening at Patisserie, and did we mention the cake?

DJ Calli with an evening of musical music musically music-ing at the Patisserie De Bauchery. We do wonder if Femme Brulee might show up to put the cherry on top of what is sure to be a fun evening of tunes from famous shows. Friendly people, no dress code (just be dressed in something), and did we mention the cake?

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. You don’t have to do anything, after all, we’re not your boss, so go mild. Relax under the stars in the dome, for worry free protection from whatever might fall on you when you’re outside doing camping stuff? Did we mention the cakes?

DJ Calli blasting electro swing bangers all evening long at Patisserie De Bauchery on Left Hand Column. Just a small note here to let visitors know that we’ve fixed the floor, and one no longer glides gracefully onwards in the direction you were travelling before you found the bug. So selfies, group photos, casually standing by the bar, etc, are all back on the menu. Did we mention the cakes?

DJ Calli playing song covers at The Undercoverie. Did you know the most covered song ever was “I like cake”, by Cakey VonCakerson? Neither did anyone else or any records that we could find to confirm it. So it looks like you’ll just have to come along to find out the real deal, IF you can find the entrance and IF you’re cool enough to know that the password is bellybutton. Did we mention the cakes?

Some people like to celebrate Christmas in July, but did you know we do Halloween in April? Or as those in the biz (that have never actually called it anything because we just made it up) like to call it, The Weenening Inbetweenening! We’re going full Halloweenween with costumes, foggy areas, spiders, cats, cakes, cupcakes, more cakes, great music, and a friendly crowd at the MoreChewerie De Ween. Did we mention the cakes?

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. A cracklingly-relaxing evening with friendly people, and you don’t even have to actually go outside or worry about just how do you exactly use that flashlight/water bottle/emergency radio/hand crank/solar power bank thing that you got in the Amazon Prime day sale because it looked cool but you knew (hoped) you were never really going to be in a position to actually use it. Just the stars, great music, and friendly people. Did we mention the cakes?

If you like smiling, great music, friendly people, and for some wild reason a lot of talking about cakes, then you should really be here for this. DJ Calli playing electro swing hits at The Patisserie De Bauchery. Did we mention the cakes?

The diner is where all the people with the comfiest of cozy outfits will be hanging out this evening. DJ Calli playing diner sounds to the friendly crowd, who are encouraged to attend in their pajamas/pyjamas/PJs with curlers, slippers, and whatever might be considered night attire. We find it eases the transition afterwards, from blow-out-party-time-evening-extravaganza to sleepy-time-pillow-snuggling-warm-dreamy-bliss, because there is no fiddling with buttons, zippers, or laces. Unless you fancy, and you have lace-up slippers of course. But did we mention the cake?

Please join us to celebrate World Water Day and officially kick off our 22nd water campaign. Whoever you are, wherever you are, clean water is a basic human right. DJ Calli will be providing a deluge of water-inspired music at the Cruiserie De Watery. Help us increase awareness, impact the water crisis, be inspired and celebrate community (and having some fun while doing that doesn't hurt*). Did we mention the cakes?

*Does it?

We’re back at the Bureaurie de Legumerie for some Irish sounds to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. DJ Calli supplying the songs and the Legumerie just happening to be green enough to pull it off. Friendly people, great music, what more could you want? Did we mention the cake?

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. A cracklingly-relaxing evening with friendly people, and you don’t even have to actually go outside or worry about just how do you exactly use that flashlight/water bottle/emergency radio/hand crank/solar power bank thing that you got in the Amazon Prime day sale because it looked cool but you knew (hoped) you were never really going to be in a position to actually use it. Just the stars, great music, and friendly people. Did we mention the cakes?

Did we mention the cakes?

We have an extra round of electro swing tonight. DJ Calli playing great music, surrounded by cakes and friendly regulars at the Patisserie De Bauchery on Left Hand Column. Usually these events are on the first Monday of each month, but with this bonus round it means that you’re getting 107% of your annual dose of electro swing. While we are not doctors or math wizards, we should ask just one thing. Did we mention the cake?

Join us at the Desserterie for a relaxing evening of music celebrating Loreena McKennit's birthday. DJ Calli will provide an eclectic variety of contemporary desert music by McKennit and friends in an attempt to get away from the cold. Appropriate desert (or dessert) attire is encouraged! Belly & bolly dancing will be available.

If you thought it couldn’t get any more relaxing around the campfire, then you’re in for a surprise. This time DJ Calli will be playing great campfire music under the stars on Left Hand Column but in a not very secret location of the adjoining campfire winter dome. That’s where the sauna is. It’s all warm towels and hot chocolate drinks as medically* beneficial things** happen to you while you look out onto the snow and sip some chocolate drink that doesn’t have one single little paper umbrella or sparkler sticking out of it. Did we mention the cakes?

*This is not medical advice because we are not doctors.
** Nope, still not doctors here, just cake stuff. Where have you been?

The Patisserie celebrates cake in its many forms, but mostly the form that is about to go in your mouth. So why not come along and help us celebrate cake at The Patisserie De Bauchery on Left Hand Column. There’ll be great music, friendly people, and did we mention the cake?

We have a granary, that if you look out the window in the right direction, and scrunch your eyes up real good, might just appear to be situated in the middle of rolling hills and fields. Maybe that blob on the window is actually a horse? Maybe that mesh prim outside is actually a tractor? Maybe that’s the limit on how much country knowledge this writer has? Who knows? Friendly people, great music, all in the (allegedly) best country location ever! Did we mention the cake?

New venue, we can’t tell you about just yet. Not sure what’s going down, other than some great music, and friendly people, but did we mention the cake?