Please join us to celebrate World Water Day. Whoever you are, wherever you are, clean water is a basic human right. DJ Calli will be providing a deluge of water-inspired music at the Cruiserie De Watery. Help us increase awareness, impact the water crisis, be inspired and celebrate community. Did we mention the cakes?

We’re back at the Bureaurie de Legumerie for some Irish sounds to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. DJ Calli supplying the songs, and the Legumerie just happening to be green enough to pull it off. Friendly people, great music, what more could you want? Did we mention the cake?

Who doesn’t like a calm, relaxing evening, under the stars? DJ Calli playing folk and roots at the campfire. Friendly people who have succumbed to the pull of a comfy cushion or three, and given up on the endless chase for that perfectly cool dance animation. Stare into the flames, enjoy the music, and help welcome any new people that might show up to also enjoy the peace and easy chit chat to a background of great music. We might even mention the cakes.

We’re having the usual first Monday of the month electro swing bash, at Patisserie. DJ Calli playing lots of great electro swing tracks, which often are electro-swingified versions of songs that weren’t even swing to begin with. Friendly crowd always willing to welcome new people, and no dress code other than being covered. So at this point we should really ask, did we mention the cakes?

An evening of the showiest tunes and broadest of beats with DJ Calli and everyone at The Vault. Will the sun come out tomorrow? Does money really make the world go around? Is there a business like show business? Where exactly over the rainbow? Was the food glorious food really that glorious? You’ll only know if you join us for a fun evening of famous tunes. Now did we mention the cakes?

A quick game gathering on Cakey Island before the main event later on. Get your wobbly mouse ready to draw pictures to describe the word you’re given in a game of SLictionary. There are apparently no rules other than the person drawing the picture, isn’t allowed to say anything. You can use voice or text at the event, but to win the round you have to type into local text chat the word that you think someone is drawing on the board. So remember, before you blurt, something rhyming with blurt about typing instead. You are allowed to draw cakes, did we mention the cakes?

We keep the energy super low around the campfire. Under the stars, listening to great tracks from DJ Calli. No dress code, no stress, just be. Cozy camping without having to ker-shlorp through a muddy field in the dead of night and hoping you remembered to bring the good sleeping bag. Did we mention the cakes?

It’s a good job we’re here to remind you that today is National Pizza Day. Phew, that was a close one! We’ll be hanging out at Flapper John’s with friendly people, listening to DJ Calli playing pizza appropriate tracks, and everyone picks a side on the pineapple topping debate, but most importantly, did we mention the cakes?

See that? That’s the Patisserie that is. Filled with friendly people, all trying not to mention the cakes, accompanied by fantastic electro swing music from DJ Calli, surrounded by cakes. Did we mention the cakes?

DJ Calli will be serving some nostalgic jukebox joy at The Five Layer & Dine. There will be something old, something new, something borrowed... you get the picture. Wear some summery jim-jams (pajamas/pyjamas) and bring a friend, and by friend we mean cake, and by cake we mean multiple cakes. Did we mention the cake?
Just to be clear, we mean actual cakes. The sugary kind that people eat slices of, sometimes at birthdays, sometimes just because it’s Monday.

We're going to be trying some new things for 2026. An evening of music from TV shows and movies, is one of them. Sounds from the big and small screen at the Granary. See who sung that song when that person did that thing in that show you watched. Did we mention the cakes?

Fancy an ultra low energy evening of relaxing sounds, round a crackling campfire? Does being under the stars sound like the perfect place to forget that Tuesday morning is just a few hours away? We’ve got you covered. DJ Calli playing folk and roots, while you don’t even have to go to the trouble of picking out a dance, or a cupcake. Just watch the stars go by, chatting (or not) with friendly people, in a warm circle of warmy-circularity. Did we mention the cakes?

2026 is finally here and this year’s going to be way better than the last one. Friendly people, not much of a dress code (just be dressed), accompanied by fantastic music, surrounded by cakes. Did we mention the cakes?

We’re hitting the ice in the winter village to celebrate DJ Calli’s rez day. Sort of like a birthday but probably with WAY more cake involved. There’ll be music, there’ll be friendly people, there’ll be skating, there’ll also be dancing, but did we mention the cake?

We’re busting out the Winter Village, and putting a giant dollop of music right in the middle. DJ Calli playing all the sounds to get the crowd in the holiday mood. Remember folks, a cake is not just for the holidays, it can be given as a gift at any time of year. Just sayin’.

Calli provides a different mix of holiday cheer at Cafe Gateau. Dress is casual and music is seasonalish. Just a time to hang out with everyone, drink in the atmosphere, at a tiny oasis in the otherwise jingle bell infested, Mariah Carey high-note squeal, elf on a shelf, holly poked, tinsel topped madness that is the rest of our great virtual world at this time of year.

Did we mention the chocolate Yule log?

Fancy an ultra low energy evening of relaxing sounds, round a crackling campfire? Does being under the stars sound like the perfect place to forget that Tuesday morning is just a few hours away? We’ve got you covered. DJ Calli playing folk and roots, while you don’t even have to go to the trouble of picking out a dance, or a cupcake. Just watch the stars go by, chatting (or not) with friendly people, in a warm circle of warmy-circularity. Did we mention the cakes?

2025 is nearly done so we have a cool evening, of cool electro swing music, with cool people with cool outfits*, being all cool about the lack of available cupcakes. To top it all off, it’s in one of the coolest Patisseries ever! How cool is all that cool? Shivering yet? Did we mention the cakes?

This week marks the birthdays of many music greats and DJ Calli will help us celebrate their music at the Granary. We'll hear Tina Turner, Jesse Cook, Stan Rogers & (perhaps even) Jimi Hendrix as only Calli can do. There is no particular dress code--just be dressed. Friendly people in a wonderful location for an evening of music from some of the greats. Did we mention the cakes?

Calli will inspire our celebration of National Gratitude Month with a Friendsgiving evening of joyful noise at the Granary De Gratitudinosity. What are you grateful for? Did we mention the cakes?

We’ll be around the perfect campfire on Left Hand Column. Listening to great folk and roots from DJ Calli. You can come along and see why it really is the best campfire ever. Perfect temperature, no flying sparks, smoke always blowing away from you, and your smores never fall off your stick to become covered in mystery granules that probably weren’t bugs so you’ll probably be fine right? RIGHT? Oh no, did we mention the cakes?

Electro swing music with DJ Calli at the Patisserie. It’s Monday and that means we’re gonna party like it’s 2025, which right now it still is. Not sure where I was going with that one but there’ll be friendly people, great music, in a wonderful setting, and did we mention the cakes?

Celebrate the (Hallo)Weenening 2024 with DJ Calli and the tribe at the freshly renovated More Chewarie de Ween. Find out just how scary it can get among the cakes, candy (toffee) apples, and the just-this-very-second invented (and hopefully completely fictional) ancient Cake Gobbler. If you don’t think that a mysterious monster chowing down on your entire collection of calorific confectionables is scary, then you’re in for whatever constitutes the apparent opposite of a treat, which is traditional on Halloween. No need to wear a costume, but there’s probably going to be the occasional zombie or skeletal version of a something staggering around that you can maybe take a selfie with. Monsters will be mashed, thrills will be thrillered, and bats will be in good supply all evening long. Did we mention the cakes?

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Join us for an upliftingly uplifting evening of great music from DJ Calli. We’ll be at the Cruiserie De Watery, with friendly people all having a great time, because we can, and so can you. Yes you. Did we mention the cakes?

A very laid back evening of campfire sounds from DJ Calli. Spend a relaxed evening staring into the flames and chat with other people all not doing very much, under the stars. Great music, friendly people, and you can even pretend you’re making an effort by occasionally putting some wood on the fire. Did we mention the cakes?

90 minutes of great electro swing music from DJ Calli at the Patisserie. Did we mention that the location is cake themed, and has cakes in it? Come along for a fun evening, with a friendly crowd, and no particular dress code, but we have heard that carrying a box of cupcakes is hot right now, but you do you. Now, did we mention the cakes?

DJ Calli playing some guitar greats from Stevie Ray Vaughan all evening at The Vault. Enjoy the safest place on Left Hand Column (for the cakes at least), with some fantastic music, friendly people, and no particular dress code. An entire vault just for cakes? Did we mention the cakes?

No event happening today. Did we mention the cakes?

DJ Calli playing a mostly Leonard Cohen set, in celebration of his birthday which would have been September 21st. It really does sound like the perfect excuse for a cake, but then that could just be us? No dress code, just be dressed in something so you can enjoy the friendly people and great music at the Granary De Fiddlerie. Did we mention the cakes?

A very laid back evening of campfire sounds from DJ Calli. Spend a relaxed evening staring into the flames and chat with other people all not doing very much, under the stars. Great music, friendly people, and you can even pretend you’re making an effort by occasionally putting some wood on the fire. Did we mention the cakes?