Patisserie De Bauchery

- We Love Cake -
We don't sell it,
but you're more than welcome to take a look

Dulcis est vita vivet. Crustulam amor.

R&B at The Vault with DJ Calli
Jun
30
6:00 PM18:00

R&B at The Vault with DJ Calli

Some sultry R&B at the Vault from DJ Calli. A classy evening of smooth sounds from the securest of secure locations that would be perfect for cakes if we had any left. Friendly people, some wearing fancy sparkly outfits with impossibly shiny shoes, others not so much. Great music, and a complete lack of any evidence that the vaults are indeed stuffed to capacity with deliciously fresh cake. Surely you don’t want to miss out on all that do you? Did we mention the cake?

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Folk and Roots by the fire with DJ Calli
Jun
9
6:00 PM18:00

Folk and Roots by the fire with DJ Calli

DJ Calli playing roots and folk to a crackling campfire. It’s more laid back than it sounds. The winter dome has been taken down, so you don’t even have to go to the effort of swiveling your eyeballs towards whatever is going on. You can just gaze at the stars above while friendly people enjoy great music. Did we mention the cakes?

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Rez Day Celebration at Patisserie with DJ Calli
May
26
7:00 PM19:00

Rez Day Celebration at Patisserie with DJ Calli

A rez day is sort of like a birthday. It’s the anniversary of your Second Life account taking its first wobbly (neatly but utilitarianly dressed) steps across the grid. Just like birthdays, rez days can also be celebrated with cake. Join us at the Patisserie for a fun evening of probably talking about cakes and cake related foods. Great music, friendly people, happening at Patisserie, and did we mention the cake?

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Electro Swing at Patisserie with DJ Calli
May
5
6:00 PM18:00

Electro Swing at Patisserie with DJ Calli

DJ Calli blasting electro swing bangers all evening long at Patisserie De Bauchery on Left Hand Column. Just a small note here to let visitors know that we’ve fixed the floor, and one no longer glides gracefully onwards in the direction you were travelling before you found the bug. So selfies, group photos, casually standing by the bar, etc, are all back on the menu. Did we mention the cakes?

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Under Cover with Secret Agent DJ Calli
Apr
28
6:00 PM18:00

Under Cover with Secret Agent DJ Calli

DJ Calli playing song covers at The Undercoverie. Did you know the most covered song ever was “I like cake”, by Cakey VonCakerson? Neither did anyone else or any records that we could find to confirm it. So it looks like you’ll just have to come along to find out the real deal, IF you can find the entrance and IF you’re cool enough to know that the password is bellybutton. Did we mention the cakes?

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The Weenening Inbetweenening with DJ Calli
Apr
21
6:00 PM18:00

The Weenening Inbetweenening with DJ Calli

Some people like to celebrate Christmas in July, but did you know we do Halloween in April? Or as those in the biz (that have never actually called it anything because we just made it up) like to call it, The Weenening Inbetweenening! We’re going full Halloweenween with costumes, foggy areas, spiders, cats, cakes, cupcakes, more cakes, great music, and a friendly crowd at the MoreChewerie De Ween. Did we mention the cakes?

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Folk and roots by the fire with DJ Calli
Apr
14
6:00 PM18:00

Folk and roots by the fire with DJ Calli

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. A cracklingly-relaxing evening with friendly people, and you don’t even have to actually go outside or worry about just how do you exactly use that flashlight/water bottle/emergency radio/hand crank/solar power bank thing that you got in the Amazon Prime day sale because it looked cool but you knew (hoped) you were never really going to be in a position to actually use it. Just the stars, great music, and friendly people. Did we mention the cakes?

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Jukebox Joy & Jammies with DJ Calli
Mar
31
6:00 PM18:00

Jukebox Joy & Jammies with DJ Calli

The diner is where all the people with the comfiest of cozy outfits will be hanging out this evening. DJ Calli playing diner sounds to the friendly crowd, who are encouraged to attend in their pajamas/pyjamas/PJs with curlers, slippers, and whatever might be considered night attire. We find it eases the transition afterwards, from blow-out-party-time-evening-extravaganza to sleepy-time-pillow-snuggling-warm-dreamy-bliss, because there is no fiddling with buttons, zippers, or laces. Unless you fancy, and you have lace-up slippers of course. But did we mention the cake?

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Celebrating World Water Day
Mar
24
6:00 PM18:00

Celebrating World Water Day

Please join us to celebrate World Water Day and officially kick off our 22nd water campaign. Whoever you are, wherever you are, clean water is a basic human right. DJ Calli will be providing a deluge of water-inspired music at the Cruiserie De Watery. Help us increase awareness, impact the water crisis, be inspired and celebrate community (and having some fun while doing that doesn't hurt*). Did we mention the cakes?

*Does it?

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Folk and roots by the fire with DJ Calli
Mar
10
6:00 PM18:00

Folk and roots by the fire with DJ Calli

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. A cracklingly-relaxing evening with friendly people, and you don’t even have to actually go outside or worry about just how do you exactly use that flashlight/water bottle/emergency radio/hand crank/solar power bank thing that you got in the Amazon Prime day sale because it looked cool but you knew (hoped) you were never really going to be in a position to actually use it. Just the stars, great music, and friendly people. Did we mention the cakes?

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Electro Swing bonus round at Patisserie with DJ Calli
Feb
24
6:00 PM18:00

Electro Swing bonus round at Patisserie with DJ Calli

We have an extra round of electro swing tonight. DJ Calli playing great music, surrounded by cakes and friendly regulars at the Patisserie De Bauchery on Left Hand Column. Usually these events are on the first Monday of each month, but with this bonus round it means that you’re getting 107% of your annual dose of electro swing. While we are not doctors or math wizards, we should ask just one thing. Did we mention the cake?

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Desert tunes with DJ Calli
Feb
17
6:00 PM18:00

Desert tunes with DJ Calli

Join us at the Desserterie for a relaxing evening of music celebrating Loreena McKennit's birthday. DJ Calli will provide an eclectic variety of contemporary desert music by McKennit and friends in an attempt to get away from the cold. Appropriate desert (or dessert) attire is encouraged! Belly & bolly dancing will be available.

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Folk and roots in the sauna with DJ Calli
Feb
10
6:00 PM18:00

Folk and roots in the sauna with DJ Calli

If you thought it couldn’t get any more relaxing around the campfire, then you’re in for a surprise. This time DJ Calli will be playing great campfire music under the stars on Left Hand Column but in a not very secret location of the adjoining campfire winter dome. That’s where the sauna is. It’s all warm towels and hot chocolate drinks as medically* beneficial things** happen to you while you look out onto the snow and sip some chocolate drink that doesn’t have one single little paper umbrella or sparkler sticking out of it. Did we mention the cakes?

*This is not medical advice because we are not doctors.
** Nope, still not doctors here, just cake stuff. Where have you been?

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Calli does country at the Granary
Jan
27
6:00 PM18:00

Calli does country at the Granary

We have a granary, that if you look out the window in the right direction, and scrunch your eyes up real good, might just appear to be situated in the middle of rolling hills and fields. Maybe that blob on the window is actually a horse? Maybe that mesh prim outside is actually a tractor? Maybe that’s the limit on how much country knowledge this writer has? Who knows? Friendly people, great music, all in the (allegedly) best country location ever! Did we mention the cake?

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Folk and roots by the fire with DJ Calli
Jan
13
6:00 PM18:00

Folk and roots by the fire with DJ Calli

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. A cracklingly-relaxing evening with friendly people, and you don’t even have to actually go outside or worry about just how do you exactly use that flashlight/water bottle/emergency radio/hand crank/solar power bank thing that you got in the Amazon Prime day sale because it looked cool but you knew (hoped) you were never really going to be in a position to actually use it. Just the stars, great music, and friendly people. Did we mention the cakes?

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Chillin' with Holiday Cheer with DJ Calli
Dec
23
6:00 PM18:00

Chillin' with Holiday Cheer with DJ Calli

Calli provides a different mix of holiday cheer at Cafe Gateau. Dress is casual and music is seasonalish. Just a time to hang out with everyone, drink in the atmosphere, at a tiny oasis in the otherwise jingle bell infested, Mariah Carey high-note squeal, elf on a shelf, holly poked, tinsel topped madness that is the rest of our great virtual world at this time of year.

Did we mention the chocolate Yule log?

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Folk by the fire with DJ Calli
Dec
9
6:00 PM18:00

Folk by the fire with DJ Calli

Fancy an ultra low energy evening of relaxing sounds, round a crackling campfire? Does being under the stars sound like the perfect place to forget that Tuesday morning is just a few hours away? We’ve got you covered. DJ Calli playing folk and roots, while you don’t even have to go to the trouble of picking out a dance, or a cupcake. Just watch the stars go by, chatting (or not) with friendly people, in a warm circle of warmy-circularity. Did we mention the cakes?

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